Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Will Says... Were havin a tea party!
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Will Roberts- A Modern Day Will Rogers. He produces a Cartoon called Will Says... And his humor column syndicate on the Baret News.
Will is in Las Vegas and a cast member in Cirque Du Soleil's "Viva Elvis" as a trick roper/ gun spinner / quad skater / crazy guy in straight Jacket.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Will Says... I am an American and I am a user, but I am not alone
Will Says... I am an American and I am a user, but I am not alone!
By Will Roberts
I am Will Roberts I have a problem! I, like many Americans have been a user for most of my adult life, and now I need to stop, and I will need your help! But I am not alone...You can buy it on every street corner.
My parents were users, their parents used.I don`t think I can stop.Look at it this way folks:BP is like the pusher, and this Gulf accident is like a major drug bust! It`s not just HYPE anymore...
The "FIX" is simple, but it`s gonna mean a little cold turkey!
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[Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]
By Will Roberts
I am Will Roberts I have a problem! I, like many Americans have been a user for most of my adult life, and now I need to stop, and I will need your help! But I am not alone...You can buy it on every street corner.
My parents were users, their parents used.I don`t think I can stop.Look at it this way folks:BP is like the pusher, and this Gulf accident is like a major drug bust! It`s not just HYPE anymore...
The "FIX" is simple, but it`s gonna mean a little cold turkey!
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[Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]
Monday, July 19, 2010
Manners is NOT a 4 letter word ... &^%$#!
Will Says... Manners Matter!
You probably can`t see me blushing, but boy I have reason! Recently I was in a mall and over heard some folks talking. Now I was not that good at English class, but I do know what an adverb is and boy did I hear some colorful ones.
Try this cheese, it`s $#*%in great!
Pardon my boyfriend, his manners @&$?in SUCK!
When your adverbs become explitives...That`s a #%@?PROBLEM!
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Will Says... Cartoon
You probably can`t see me blushing, but boy I have reason! Recently I was in a mall and over heard some folks talking. Now I was not that good at English class, but I do know what an adverb is and boy did I hear some colorful ones.
Try this cheese, it`s $#*%in great!
Pardon my boyfriend, his manners @&$?in SUCK!
When your adverbs become explitives...That`s a #%@?PROBLEM!
Twitter me your manner thoughts: WillRogersUSA
Will Says... Cartoon
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Lebron James, Jessie James both in it for the money and aiming for the back!
Will Say...
Wow, Lebron James has made a lot of Clevelanders mad over his choice to jump ship and sign with Miami. Not since the other James, Jessie, have folks felt like they have been shot in the back. I feel sorry for Lebron, I hope Lebron is holding up.
Party with Lebron and his 100 mill $ + contract in Vegas!
Meanwhile back in Ohio...
Now we know what parents feel like when they $upport a kid, and then they don't remember their name when they hit it. Remember your roots son!
Good idea using these Lebron James fan T-Shirts to wash our car.
Yea, I tried giving them away to a thrift shop store, but No Go!
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Facebook Fan page:
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Will's bio:
Will Roberts- A Modern Day Will Rogers. He produces a Cartoon called Will Says... And his humor column syndicate on the Baret News.
Will is in Las Vegas and a cast member in Cirque Du Soleil's "Viva Elvis" as a trick roper/ gun spinner / quad skater / crazy guy in straight Jacket.
Wow, Lebron James has made a lot of Clevelanders mad over his choice to jump ship and sign with Miami. Not since the other James, Jessie, have folks felt like they have been shot in the back. I feel sorry for Lebron, I hope Lebron is holding up.
Party with Lebron and his 100 mill $ + contract in Vegas!
Meanwhile back in Ohio...
Now we know what parents feel like when they $upport a kid, and then they don't remember their name when they hit it. Remember your roots son!
Good idea using these Lebron James fan T-Shirts to wash our car.
Yea, I tried giving them away to a thrift shop store, but No Go!
Twitter me: WillRogersUSA
Www.WillRogersUSA.com
Facebook Fan page:
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Will's bio:
Will Roberts- A Modern Day Will Rogers. He produces a Cartoon called Will Says... And his humor column syndicate on the Baret News.
Will is in Las Vegas and a cast member in Cirque Du Soleil's "Viva Elvis" as a trick roper/ gun spinner / quad skater / crazy guy in straight Jacket.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
We check ID if you look under 30 or Hispanic
By Will Roberts
I am Will Roberts and when in Arizona I don`t leave home without this! If I did...
I might be stopped and arrested.
Then again, I don`t meet the profile.
Our President said we won`t do it at our airports any longer, but Mc Cain said "we will do it in my state!"
One day: welcome to starbucked Sir.. I will need to see your Drivers license, your green card, your credit score, and 3 references and could you tell me the name of the 8th President of these United States, without googling it on your phone! ....
Will Roberts: hmm, I don`t even know that one.
Sometimes it is odd to me that they make folks that want to become US citizens know more about America than 20 Americans know all together.
I think the only thing Americans really need to know is: Who is our President and Vice President are right now? And do you consider him your President? If not do you have another country you would like to move to? That is all you need to remember.
Your friend,
Will
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Facebook Fan page:
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Will's bio:
Will Roberts- A Modern Day Will Rogers. He produces a Cartoon called Will Says... And his humor column syndicate on the Baret News.
Will is in Las Vegas and a cast member in Cirque Du Soleil's "Viva Elvis" as a trick roper/ gun spinner / quad skater / crazy guy in straight Jacket.
I am Will Roberts and when in Arizona I don`t leave home without this! If I did...
I might be stopped and arrested.
Then again, I don`t meet the profile.
Our President said we won`t do it at our airports any longer, but Mc Cain said "we will do it in my state!"
One day: welcome to starbucked Sir.. I will need to see your Drivers license, your green card, your credit score, and 3 references and could you tell me the name of the 8th President of these United States, without googling it on your phone! ....
Will Roberts: hmm, I don`t even know that one.
Sometimes it is odd to me that they make folks that want to become US citizens know more about America than 20 Americans know all together.
I think the only thing Americans really need to know is: Who is our President and Vice President are right now? And do you consider him your President? If not do you have another country you would like to move to? That is all you need to remember.
Your friend,
Will
Twitter me: WillRogersUSA
Www.WillRogersUSA.com
Facebook Fan page:
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Will's bio:
Will Roberts- A Modern Day Will Rogers. He produces a Cartoon called Will Says... And his humor column syndicate on the Baret News.
Will is in Las Vegas and a cast member in Cirque Du Soleil's "Viva Elvis" as a trick roper/ gun spinner / quad skater / crazy guy in straight Jacket.
Politicians beat em all, they are always either running from scandal or to the next election!
Will Says...
I`m not much for soccer... Kick the ball, hit the ball with your head. Some times when I watch it, I just want to scream out "Pick up the ball!"
It is the only sport I know of that won`t allow you to use your hands, other than hockey. But they use a puck and I don`t see trying to catch something going 90 MPH!
I`ve been told that Soccer players are the most physically fit athletes in any sport. They literally run miles on the field.
The Political Arena: Politicians beat em all, they are always either running from scandal or to the next election!
"I know that it`s not possible that this child could be mine because of the timing of events, so I know it`s not possible!"
Your friend,
Will
Twitter me: WillRogersUSA
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Facebook Fan page:
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Will's bio:
Will Roberts- A Modern Day Will Rogers. He produces a Cartoon called Will Says... And his humor column syndicate on the Baret News.
Will is in Las Vegas and a cast member in Cirque Du Soleil's "Viva Elvis" as a trick roper/ gun spinner / quad skater / crazy guy in straight Jacket.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
The Republican Party Bus is in route! I think I just ran over Michael Steele,
Will Says... It's 102 in Vegas, 101 on the East Coast, but that's nothing like the temperature under Rep. Micheal Steele's collar.
Steele: I have no intention of giving up my chair! Not even for a lady.
The Republican Party Bus is in route! I think I just ran over Michael Steele, and that's just where we want him, UNDER the bus!
Your Friend,
Will Roberts
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Facebook Fan page:
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Will's bio:
Will Roberts- A Modern Day Will Rogers. He produces a Cartoon called Will Says... And his humor column syndicate on the Baret News.
Will is in Las Vegas and a cast member in Cirque Du Soleil's "Viva Elvis" as a trick roper/ gun spinner / quad skater / crazy guy in straight Jacket.
Friday, July 02, 2010
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