Friday, August 13, 2010

Sharron Angle Cites Chile's Dictatorship On Privatizing Social Security


Wow... anyone taking this woman seriously might just be from a Wanner Bro cartoon. You know the guy that see the girl across the street and his eye pop out of his head, cause mine have fallen out of my head. I live in NV and every time I see an ad spot from Angle, I think "WHAT IS her ANGLE?" She makes me feel like I am watching Macgyver and she is taking the least likely items in the bag to use to save us from the ticking bomb, ONLY shes the bomb.

I understand that we are in Las Vegas and we are used to a long shot. However, electing her might be as useful as betting on a horse with no legs in quicksand! I always find it hard when politicians on either side make assumption that they know how we feel, how we live, and how they can solve our problems, when most of them are too busy trying to cover their past (tracks) by throw money down on the campaign trail. I bet most of them use reality TV shows as research in to there constituents. Just so know, I don't know ANYONE named Snookie, or the Situation! Politicians, stop acting like you have an incite on our lives. The movement lately has been to MOVE away from intelligent political leaders, "THE Elite". I want someone smarter than me running the country. In the words of Forest Gump, "Stupid is what Stupid does"
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Janet Napolitano Calls Talk Of Repealing Birthright Citizenship 'Just Wrong'


Dont be surpized if Republican come up with the idea of having camps that hold the Mexican parents and thier kids. Wait, they could hold them and while we work through the GOV red tape we can make them work the fields for NOTHING. Of course that would mean they would be taking all the AG jobs that AMERICANS DO, hmmm, do we do that type of job? anyhow, we should set an exsample and deport our President first! OR make him work in one of these camps, that would be one fun camp!



Sorry readers, I am being silly, this just woundt happen! ... Right?



NEWSFLASH! - lorida Republican (Marg Baker) Calls For Internment Camps For Illegal Immigrants

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/12/marg-baker-tea-party-immigrant-camps_n_680487.html
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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Will Says... Were havin a tea party!




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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Will Says... I am an American and I am a user, but I am not alone

Will Says... I am an American and I am a user, but I am not alone!


By Will Roberts


I am Will Roberts I have a problem! I, like many Americans have been a user for most of my adult life, and now I need to stop, and I will need your help! But I am not alone...You can buy it on every street corner.


My parents were users, their parents used.I don`t think I can stop.Look at it this way folks:BP is like the pusher, and this Gulf accident is like a major drug bust! It`s not just HYPE anymore...

The "FIX" is simple, but it`s gonna mean a little cold turkey!

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Monday, July 19, 2010

Manners is NOT a 4 letter word ... &^%$#!

Will Says... Manners Matter!

You probably can`t see me blushing, but boy I have reason! Recently I was in a mall and over heard some folks talking. Now I was not that good at English class, but I do know what an adverb is and boy did I hear some colorful ones.

Try this cheese, it`s $#*%in great!

Pardon my boyfriend, his manners @&$?in SUCK!

When your adverbs become explitives...That`s a #%@?PROBLEM!

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Lebron James, Jessie James both in it for the money and aiming for the back!

Will Say...




Wow, Lebron James has made a lot of Clevelanders mad over his choice to jump ship and sign with Miami. Not since the other James, Jessie, have folks felt like they have been shot in the back. I feel sorry for Lebron, I hope Lebron is holding up.

Party with Lebron and his 100 mill $ + contract in Vegas!

Meanwhile back in Ohio...

Now we know what parents feel like when they $upport a kid, and then they don't remember their name when they hit it. Remember your roots son!

Good idea using these Lebron James fan T-Shirts to wash our car.

Yea, I tried giving them away to a thrift shop store, but No Go!



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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

We check ID if you look under 30 or Hispanic

By Will Roberts



I am Will Roberts and when in Arizona I don`t leave home without this! If I did...

I might be stopped and arrested.
Then again, I don`t meet the profile.

Our President said we won`t do it at our airports any longer, but Mc Cain said "we will do it in my state!"

One day: welcome to starbucked Sir.. I will need to see your Drivers license, your green card, your credit score, and 3 references and could you tell me the name of the 8th President of these United States, without googling it on your phone! ....

Will Roberts: hmm, I don`t even know that one.

Sometimes it is odd to me that they make folks that want to become US citizens know more about America than 20 Americans know all together.

I think the only thing Americans really need to know is: Who is our President and Vice President are right now? And do you consider him your President? If not do you have another country you would like to move to? That is all you need to remember.

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Politicians beat em all, they are always either running from scandal or to the next election!




Will Says...
I`m not much for soccer... Kick the ball, hit the ball with your head. Some times when I watch it, I just want to scream out "Pick up the ball!"

It is the only sport I know of that won`t allow you to use your hands, other than hockey. But they use a puck and I don`t see trying to catch something going 90 MPH!
I`ve been told that Soccer players are the most physically fit athletes in any sport. They literally run miles on the field.

The Political Arena: Politicians beat em all, they are always either running from scandal or to the next election!

"I know that it`s not possible that this child could be mine because of the timing of events, so I know it`s not possible!"


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Sunday, July 11, 2010

The Republican Party Bus is in route! I think I just ran over Michael Steele,




Will Says... It's 102 in Vegas, 101 on the East Coast, but that's nothing like the temperature under Rep. Micheal Steele's collar.
Steele: I have no intention of giving up my chair! Not even for a lady.

The Republican Party Bus is in route! I think I just ran over Michael Steele, and that's just where we want him, UNDER the bus!

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Will Says... Manners Matters - b

Will Says... Manners Matters!

For the longest time I have been telling my readers that communication is what is missing in this world. Talking to each other. This idea of talking and listening, really listening is one of the cheapest way to fix a problem. Trust me when I say that as a guy I have spent an awful lot of money in my relationships on flowers or what I call romantic band-aids. When in reality, listening and not talking would have saved me a bundle!

That brings me to my point and my new direction. Something I see everyday that guys and gals do wrong or don't do at all, manners!

Manners is the type of thing that you can't help someone with at the time it is NOT happening. Here is what I mean:

If you see a guy walking with his lady and he comes to a door and does not open it for her, You can't run up and help the guy out. If you did it would make the guy look bad, and it might also make you look bad when he punches you for opening up the door for his lady.

I hope you all get my point. Because my next series of cartoons "Will Say ... Manners Matter" will focus on... Manners, that simple.

With all the social media, social networking, the biggest thing I see missing is social graces, so here we go!


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Monday, April 19, 2010

Will's Daily Telegram: Does Congress Have its Head up its Ash?






All I know is what I see in the skys...


Boy that volcano cloud is reeking havoc! All progress is at a stand still and folks are confused.

Congress and Washington has had a cloud over it for as long as I can remember, maybe that explains everything!

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Sunday, April 04, 2010

Church and State of confusion



Well today is Easter Sunday and it looks like the Easter Bunny was trumped by the scandal in the church. They laid an egg that beat all previous years ... In size. Of course as good as the Easter bunny is at hiding, the church has been at that game a lot longer. This rotton egg has been broken wide open, bad timing and bad for attendance.
I saw a report that said that recently attendance for the chatholic church was up. The church has admitted it was probably due to marketing they produced. I say it has to do with the shape of the country. Folks tend to clink to "things" - faith..., when times are down and bank accounts are low. But reports also show that thing, our econmy, maybe looking up,lf you are on the side of the isle that beleives that. Yesterday I see that a poll came out in California. It said that a good amount of Californians approve of the new health care reform. Of course the reform is new but taking care of ones health is not. However, taking care of folks as a duty to humanity changed a long time ago when they realized you could charge for human suffering and the repair of it. I know that some folks might say "well, take that poll a little more Mid... West and you might see a tip in the scales. Some folks might also ask, " was that poll including immigrants, or just immigrants.

Well, not much more out their on the bunny trail today. I hope what ever you and your family celebrate today, it brings the family closer together, cause that is what life is about.

Oh, I do have a plan for this whole church debacle. I say raises the age of alter boys to say 20. Thats the thing about power, it is harder to over power someone when you are standing eye to eye. That should make the playing field more level OR get rid of the playing field all together!

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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Death penalty for terrorist - Oxymoron?

I see where they are trying to get the death penalty for terrorist ... I am not sure, but considering how most terrorist attacks end , the death penalty might just be an incentive!
- Will Roberts

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$2000 dollars bill for a Hollywood sex club. Who says Republicans don't know how to throw a fund rasier! The're doing more than just raise the bar.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Doctor healthcare, Doctor Healthcare,

Dear - the other side,

healthcare

Just in case you don`t know someone who can`t afford the doctor bills, I do. And that woman raised 3 boys alone, working as a nurse. But things happen and folks need help. I try to help as much as I can, but should I kick her to the curb if she can`t pay? Read below and in your God`s words:

You shall love your neighbor as yourself.

Maybe you folks that don`t want this to pass are confusing bible passages; it is about "loving your neighbor "not" turning the other cheek".

Some have said to this cowboy "maybe you don`t have faith in the Lord!" and I say - maybe you don`t have faith in people, because I do.

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

One step forward, two steps back... But you have to take the first step!

This next couple days are most likely the most important days of the rest of our life's. The old saying "today is the first day of the rest of your life!" should be the motto of our president and this health care debate.
Republicans have figure out something that Democrats have not..., keep holding back healthcare until it will be too late to see anything good come from it . . ., then have an election and see who the people vote for.

Hopefully folks see through that trick. Republicans are pulling a filibuster outside of .... Congressional and Senate hours of business, if you believe me, flip on AM talk radio and listen to the right talk and talk and talk. That is why I have never understood talk radio, rarly does anyone but the get a chance to talk. Plus most of the time it is yelling.

Maybe our President should run this healthcare debate like a game show ... The minute he is done posing the bill, the clock starts ... and if they don't answer in time the buzzer goes off, which means they don't know the answer, then the point goes to the other side. But like any other game their is a time limit. Who ever has the most points in the end wins the game.

Now I saw a video tonight that truely disturbed me. This video was of a man who did not have healthcare and he was at a rally that was opposing President obama's health care plan as it stands. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ik4f1dRbP8&feature=youtube_gdata

Now we have seen how folks were behaving at town hall meetings a while back. So I am not sure why this gentleman would subject himself to something like this, other than true bravery and desperation, however... He did. Watch the video ...
It is just sad! A spokeswoman for Americans for Prosperity, which helped organize the rally, said the treatment of letcher was inappropriate.
I don't want to stand here and point fingers because it would be a waste of time. Time and money are two things this country is short on.
My mother has Parkinson's diseases and to watch this video it makes me lose hope in people, but I will bounce back and I hope you will to. But to have grown man in business's dress (slacks and a tie) throwing money at someone who can not do anymore than hope for a better way to end of life is unfair. I dont think he is their for a cure, because even if they had a cure, he would not see it if he did not have health care to pay for it. But maybe he is hoping that someone understands his pain, his fellow bothers and sisters, his fellow American. What is the differences between this man having Parkinson's or this man right a that moment having a car accident and all thoughs people saying "so what you crashed, pick yourself up and get to the hospital!. You don't have insurance, then don't take an ambulance's cause we the tax payers will have to pay for it, and it ain't cheap!".

PLEASE don't defend health care at that moment, just help a fellow human being. If you saw a dog that was limping on the road as you were driving home, would you stop and help it? WHAT is the difference?
Let me put it in a much simpler question that most everyone could understand: given the same situation with that man... WHAT would Jesus do? You don't even need to be religious to answer that one, just understand the concept. But, if you are religious let me refresh your memory: love your neighbor as yourself... Read on please.
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LEVITICUS 19:18 nKJ
18 `You shall not take vengeance, nor bear any grudge against the children of your people, but you shall love your neighbor as yourself: I am the Lord.

MATTHEW 19:19 nKJ
19 `Honor your father and your mother,' and, `You shall love your neighbor as yourself.' "

MATTHEW 22:39 nKJ
39 "And the second is like it: `You shall love your neighbor as yourself.'

MARK 12:31 nKJ
31 "And the second, like it, is this: `You shall love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no other commandment greater than these."

LUKE 10:27 nKJ
27 So he answered and said, " `You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your strength, and with all your mind,' and `your neighbor as yourself.' "

ROMANS 13:9 nKJ
9 For the commandments, "You shall not commit adultery," "You shall not murder," "You shall not steal," "You shall not bear false witness," "You shall not covet," and if there is any other commandment, are all summed up in this saying, namely, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

GALATIANS 5:14 nKJ
14 For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this: "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

JAMES 2:8 nKJ
8 If you really fulfill the royal law according to the Scripture, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself,"

So I ask you folks, does this mean only love your neighbor if they have healthcare? LOVE is simple and does not know politics or ego.
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If your neighbors is limping, wear his boots to see if they have a rock in them, then take the rock out. Don't put them on and then kick them in the ass.

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Let this be done, and expect that this one step forward may lead to two steps back, but at least we are moving to a solution.


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Friday, March 19, 2010

Life Inside the Wienermobile Vehicle

Life Inside the Wienermobile Vehicle . . . Man having an iphone (video) and Reel director app has made my job as a feature reporter a lot easier. Today I was on the way to get a hair cut and low and behold, Wienermobile!! So I took a walk inside and out of the longest hot dog on wheels! So now other than ...the politician`s I normally write about I have the other pork provider on film.

ENJOY!
Will

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Elvis Presley Spoting, Las Vegas, Nevada

Well today started off as a slow news day. Then as the day went on it still was not moving very fast. The worst thing to happen to a reporter is to have nothing to report. Some media folks will throw themselfs out in front of a moving car if it is too slow. Well just as I was on the way into work, I GOT THE STORY, and with no harm caused in the proccess. I am lucky enough that my way into work provides me with the best concentrated view of Las Vegas, the "in a nut shell" viewing of what Vegas is all about.
Elvis:
Viva Las Vegas with you neon flashin'And your one armbandits crashin'All those hopes down the drainViva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttimeTurnin' night into daytimeIf you see it onceYou'll never be the same again!

You aint visited Las Vegas unless you have the picture to prove it or an Elvis sighting, ENJOY! Viva Las Vegas!




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